Vecinii lui Bula au un nou nascut

Din nefericire acesta s-a nascut fara urechi.
Cand familia lui Bula este invitata la vecini pt. a vedea copilul, tatal lui Bula il ia de-o parte si-i explica:
– Copilul asta este marea lor bucurie, il doresc de mult! Daca spuiceva despre urechile lui te bat de te rup!
– Am inteles, zice Bula.
Cand ajung in casa vecinilor si dau cu ochii de copil,
Bula zice entuziasmat mamei copilului:
– Vai ce copil frumos!
Mama rasufla usurata. Bula continua:
-Ce manute dragalase, ce picioruse frumoase…si ce ochi frumosi! Ce-a zis doctoru`, vede bine?Mama:
– Da, vede bine, de ce intrebi?
-Pentru ca daca va trebui sa poarte ochelari, a belit p**a !!!

Positive Approach

Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : ‘I will choose my own bride!’
Father : ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.’
Son : ‘Well, in that case…OK’
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’
Bill Gates : ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!’
Father : ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates : ‘Ah, in that case… OK’
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. ‘
President : ‘But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!’
Father : ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’
President : ‘Ah, in that case… OK’
This is how business is done!!