A cannibal at the restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Tourist: $80.00
Broiled Missionary: $100.00
Fried Explorer: $120.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Socialist: $ 1000.00
Stuffed Romanian Politician: $2000.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked:
– Why such a high price for the Romanian Politicians?
The cook replied:
– Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.