A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well, that’s great…some asshole’s got my pen.”
Author: Bancosul
Yo’ mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tough seaweed was something that fish smoke.
Yo mama is so hairy,when she gave birth to you,you got carpet burn!
Yo mama’s so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
ADHD
Photoshop skills needed
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