An arab at airport:

– Name?
– Abdul AlRazhib.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no, I mean male or female.
– Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no, deer run too fast!