After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his physician and told him that he and his
wife didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. “A less costly
alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10.”
The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest
tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me,” said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
“1”
“2”
“3”
“4”
“5”
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington.
Author: Bancosul
Impotenta maxima
Maria si Leana discuta despre sotii lor:
– Mario, Gheorghe al meu e impotent 100%!
– Leano, Ion al meu e impotent 300%!
– Cum asa?
– A cazut prostul pe scari si si-a rupt si degetul si limba!!!
Logistica IT si sales
La un team building, echipele de IT, vanzari si logistica se distreaza. La un moment dat, echipa de logistica intra intr-un desis si iese de acolo cu un iepure spunand:
– Avem de un gratar..!
Mai stau ce mai stau, intra echipa de la IT in desis, si ies si ei tot cu un iepure, spunand:
– Uite si de o friptura..!
Echipa vanzatorilor, un pic iritata si privind de sus (ca de obicei), intra in padure, si….liniste….liniste…deodata urlete, crengi rupte, vanzoleala, echipa de vanzari buluc iese din desis cu un urs dupa ei. Din fuga, striga catre cei de la logistica si de la IT:
-Noi vi l-am adus, voi descurcati-va..!!!
Parfum cu aroma de …
O tinara se adreseaza vinzatoarei de la un magazin de cosmetice:
– As dori ca barbatul meu sa imi acorde mai multa atentie. Aveti cumva un parfum care miroase ca un computer?
Isus in Bronx
Pleaca Iisus pe Pamant si ajunge undeva in Bronx. Langa niste tomberoane, statea tolanit un boschetar. Il vede pe Iisus, barbos, imbracat ponosit, il cheama la el si-i ofera un hamburger din bocceluta lui. Iisus se uita la boschetar, primeste mancarea si se bucura. Vagabondul ii intinde si o sticla sa bea. Iisus e bucuros de asa generozitate de la un amarat, ia sticla si se asaza langa el. Vagabondul se uita lung la Isus si-i intinde o tigarã. Iisus e foarte incantat de atata bunatate, trage un fum, sta cateva clipe si zice:
– Omule, esti foarte generos, nu credeam ca mai exista asa oameni. Eu sunt Iisus Hristos si vreau sã-ti indeplinesc o dorinta.
Vagabondul zambeste la Iisus si-i face semn spre tigara:
– Tare iarba, nu-i asa?