A cannibal at the restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Tourist: $80.00
Broiled Missionary: $100.00
Fried Explorer: $120.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Socialist: $ 1000.00
Stuffed Romanian Politician: $2000.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked:
– Why such a high price for the Romanian Politicians?
The cook replied:
– Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.

Citat dintr-o scrisoare primita de la administratia financiara:

“Suntem nevoiti sa va returnam declaratia fiscala cu rugamintea sa o revedeti si sa faceti corecturile necesare, deoarece nu putem accepta raspunsul dvs. de la rubrica PERSOANE AFLATE IN INTRETINERE unde ati trecut: Guvernul, Parlamentul, functionarii administratiei locale, judetene si de stat precum si cateva milioane de tigani”.